Sunday, July 25, 2010

Pentagon, NSA ===> Kiddie Porn Heaven



How the Mighty Have Fallen


It is one of those scandals simply too good to let pass unmolested by a progressive blogger. The video tells it all. And I am here to gloat, and don't care if gloating is a deadly sin or not! Actually, I don't think it is. It just isn't a very good idea. But the Christians who have embedded themselves in the Pentagon really need this scandal. I just wonder if some of these Kiddy Porn enthusiasts do turn out to be pontificating Evangelicals.

First we are treated to the dreadful spectacle of Roman Catholic parish-priests who have violated their trust as spiritual leaders. And if a spiritual leader doesn't teach by example, he is nothing. Then we haver the Evangelical preacher who insists he is no longer gay. You see, after a few sessions with an Evangelical ex-gay therapist the homosexual urges are all gone!

"I'm good!" this backwoods charlatan says. "I haven't smoked weed or done meth with male hookers, or sucked on a big, fat, you-know-what in a long time."

And then there is Reverend Jerry Falwell's best buddy, also an Evangelical Just like Jerry. Unfortunately he was found dead by hanging from a rope in a closet wearing not one but 2 suits of rubber, and a big dildo which had been stuffed up his backdoor. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, The American Evangelical moralistic zealot.

My point is this: I don't really care how many suits of rubber you want to wear, or if you have an overweening fondness for dildoes, or like to smoke weed, or suck on whatever you like, if that is what you enjoy, and you keep it private, I just don't tolerate hypocrites, especially hypocrites who render judgment on others from the bully pulpit, as these self-professed holier-than-thou folks do. Pentagon and NSA people using computers paid for by my tax dollars to acquire and view really twisted stuff involving children crosses the line. But if you happen to be an Evangelical Christian on top of it you deserve every bit of scandal we can bring down on your head.


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